Dear Dieree, Todayy I came THIS close to catching prey. Ruhmember how I used too git tertles evree day? Ah, thowse were the dayz… Crunchee on the outside and chewee inside. Mmmm, tertles. Yeah, yer right. Tertles wuz badd for my teeeth. Annd Mom sed thay made my brethh smell like fish. Shee even sed [...]

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My friend Katdish was recently awarded an Honorary Man Card. And since I like to copy Katdish (Heh. Copycat.), this tomboy needed one too. Now, it could be argued that my post about 80s clothes already proved my qualifications. But just to increase the voting margin, here’s this story: *** Early one morning about ten [...]

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