And yet ANOTHER way for me to bring the conversation around to bodily functions. I swear, I didn’t even try this time. So anyway, my fellow former Cali girl Wendy at Weight What? participated in a gr8 meme full of 8s. And since I’m totally l8 in getting a blog post out and, as f8 [...]
56 cures for blogstipation
June 12th, 2009 · 12 Comments · B.GA. (before Georgia), Blogging about blogging about blogging, Death to plants!, Dogalicious, Stinkbert and Scruffalupagus, Excrement, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Marriage: So sappy together..., Memes, Parenting, Roaming the blogosphere, Travel: Taking the crazy around the world
Tags: 8 things·california·fruit·georgia·hgtv·hip-hop·meme·poo·see's candy·so you think you can dance·travel
What I learned this week: Toilet vapor barrier edition
June 9th, 2009 · 17 Comments · Adventures in "cooking", Bringin the crazy, Excrement, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Parenting, What I've learned
Yes, it’s about time for me to participate in this blog carnival again. I can always benefit from a little introspection. Here’s what I’ve learned this week: If you’re gonna bake two frozen pizzas, don’t put them directly on two racks, with one above the other. Cuz if you do, the top pizza will self-destruct [...]
Tags: frozen pizza·poo·public swimming pool·sleepover
Excremental Telepathy
April 15th, 2009 · 10 Comments · Excrement, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Parenting
Oh come ON. Don’t pretend you didn’t KNOW I was gonna devote an entire post to that phrase. I was entirely too proud of it to leave it in the comment stream for Tuesday’s post. Today I told Charlie that I think I’ve found my niche as a blogger. Wonderful news! What is it? It’s [...]
Her sh** may not stink, but it DOES sting
April 14th, 2009 · 22 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Parenting
Actual conversation between me and Abby, Age 6: Momma, when I was at school, I pooped, and my poopies had little hard white things that HURRRRRRT. Have you been eating your Nerds candies without chewing them? (pause) Yesssssss. (sound of hysterical laughter of everyone in house) Well, that would be it. But my poopies hurt [...]
