Wii Baseball 101

July 10th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Confession: I am SO lame, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Not so much sportsy, Parenting, flashback

I hope you can forgive the absence of an original post today.
I just finished six uninterrupted hours of data entry. Which reminded me of exactly how much I despise data entry.
This afternoon, it seems like a good time to bring back one of my favorite posts from this blog’s early days.
NOTE: You might think this [...]

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But I swear, the pig head has NOT left the freezer!

May 3rd, 2009 · 14 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, It's my pity party, Parenting

Bet MY Monday is worse than YOURS.
Oink.

Yup. We’re going to visit a doctor or two today. To find out once and for all if the illness all FOUR of us are experiencing is  … you know …
The Illness That Must Not Be Named.
This promises to be at least as fun as the weekend we spent [...]

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Tantrums that would end if I would just buy her a ball and a hamster she could name Rhino Jr, and grammar hilarity

April 24th, 2009 · 11 Comments · Bringin the crazy, Dogalicious, Stinkbert and Scruffalupagus, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Parenting, The Editrix, Things I like

Hey!
All is well here with no Charlie around.
(Stalkers… See: “Dogalicious and Stinkbert” for reasons not to come for a visit. Just ignore all the pics of them sleeping. And the posts about them hiding from thunder. Their ferocity knows no match.)
Pause for seriousness: I am SO grateful for your prayers! Charlie’s absence can make me [...]

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Charlie, enjoy a curry or three for me!

April 23rd, 2009 · 12 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Parenting, Travel: Taking the crazy around the world

Last night Charlie flew to London. He got there safe. And those of us who remain at home are doing fine SO FAR. Wishing we could go too, and of course missing him. But before we know it, he’ll be back. And since taking a plane trip always involves a road trip, our adventure on [...]

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Finding a balloon … and a companion

April 6th, 2009 · 18 Comments · Dogalicious, Stinkbert and Scruffalupagus, Feeling writerly, Parenting

Flashback to 2003. The children are 6, 4, and 1.
I’m trying to homeschool LC in kindergarten, and keep a preschooler and a toddler busy.
I am slowly going insane. Writing is just a hobby; a blog (or any other publishing platform), a pipe dream.
I won’t write with any consistency for another six years. But every [...]

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Smells like tween attitude

March 31st, 2009 · 15 Comments · Life with a tween, Parenting

Today when I arrived at the kids’ school, my clock read 7:59.
Ack! I think that’s the closest we’ve come to arriving late this whole year.
Of course, only if you define “on time” as “while the carpool line still has cars in it.”
The line at the drop-off area was getting perilously short when I whipped down [...]

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My &*$#%@$^!* Laundrette

March 19th, 2009 · 28 Comments · Mediocre housekeeping

Why, hello. Just checking in.
What have I been up to? Oh, nothing much… Just a bit of laundry.
Five or ten or 75 loads, give or take a few. I’ve spent my last few days on a suds-powered hamster wheel: gather, sort, wash, dry, fold, hang, put away, gather, sort, etc.
Sort of a “lather, rinse, repeat” [...]

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Don’t want no snow, no mo. Fo sho.

March 3rd, 2009 · 14 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Parenting

Shhh. They’re coming.
I only have a few seconds before they find me.
I know I begged Sunday night for a snow day Monday. I KNOW. So I really shouldn’t complain.
I mean, LOOK at it. Gorgeous.

But today’s TUESDAY. And the children are STILL HERE.
They migrate from room to room, shedding clutter in their wake. And when they’re [...]

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Because kids these days are ditching school younger and younger…

February 2nd, 2009 · 15 Comments · Parenting

An open letter.
Dear Local School District,
Thank you for the kind note that you sent home with my daughter Hannah on Friday. From what you’ve written, I see that we have once again run afoul of your attendance policy. The printout you attached to the note made it clear that Hannah has missed school an exorbitant [...]

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Grant… Grant? Grant! GRANT! No no NO!

January 24th, 2009 · 11 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Parenting

Wow, on Saturday I had an unplanned “blog fast.”
It happened when my sister and brother-in-law’s work shifts overlapped a little, and I agreed to watch my nephews for a few hours in the afternoon.
I love my nephews, and my kids love their cousins. We always have a great time getting both families together for Sunday [...]

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