Good day Saturday! I think I might need to create a regular feature called “Saturday ‘Splainin.” Cuz I’m just a little worried that my mom and her friends might hijack my comments page until I suck up and apologize correct some inaccuracies in my Voodoo Doberman post. Haven’t read it yet? Go ahead. I’ll wait. [...]

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Based on the blog name, you might think that as an outsider, I am making fun of the rural South. But here’s the truth: I grew up in California, but in the part that nobody knows about: central California. During my teen years, my family lived in a single-wide mobile home – with the wheels [...]

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Is that not the lamest title EVER? A bad pun on a bad movie from the 80s. I apologize. Please carry on. Wannadoo, Wannadooo-ooo-OOOOO… I can only sing the first few measures of that song, since I never saw “Xanadu.” But I saw Olivia Newton-John — whose name I always want to hyphenate in all [...]

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