It’s Twitter Ho-Down Time! (Also known as Post-that-requires-no-thinking-since-my-brain-is-swollen-shut Time!) If you’re not on the Twitter, you’ve missed some of my cleverest stuff – if I do say so myself. We wouldn’t want that, so without further ado, My week in 140-character bursts: (As usual, reading from the bottom up makes a LITTLE more sense.) *** [...]
Where all my brainpower focused this week
October 2nd, 2009 · 5 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Twittliteracy
Megan, Megan, Megan! / OW! My ears!
March 26th, 2009 · 25 Comments · TV Land
Today’s post started out as an American Idol recap, since I’ve never done one before and it sounded fun. (And because, gee, NOBODY else is posting about Idol online…) So I started writing my observations about the performers last night in the order in which they sang. Matt: Swoon-worthy singing. Paul: Great performance. Wife who [...]
Tags: American Idol·humor·youtube
My &*$#%@$^!* Laundrette
March 19th, 2009 · 28 Comments · Mediocre housekeeping
Why, hello. Just checking in. What have I been up to? Oh, nothing much… Just a bit of laundry. Five or ten or 75 loads, give or take a few. I’ve spent my last few days on a suds-powered hamster wheel: gather, sort, wash, dry, fold, hang, put away, gather, sort, etc. Sort of a [...]
Tags: housework·humor·Parenting
The tide’s out, and so are the … paper towels?
March 9th, 2009 · 17 Comments · Blogging about blogging about blogging, Bringin the crazy, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?
You might have noticed that I haven’t been around much in the past few days. Didn’t notice? Well, it’s a good thing I don’t get some sick self-esteem boost from having your approval, or I’d be REALLY bummed. {sniff} Anyway, I have been a little AWOL. I’ve had to skip personal responses to my blog [...]
Tags: groceries·humor·life·personal
The dog ate my computer. No, REALLY.
March 5th, 2009 · 21 Comments · Dogalicious, Stinkbert and Scruffalupagus, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, My dusty, muddy, redneck reality
yESTERDAY THIS IS HOW MY COMPUTER WAS TYPING> nO MATTER WHAT i DID< I COULDN”T FIX IT> tOTALLY DROVE ME CRAZY< SO I DID WHAT EVERY COMPUTER DUMMY DOES: I REBOOTED> Okay, I’ve gotta stop that if I want you to keep reading. Anyway, I rebooted, but it didn’t fix the problem. So I did [...]
Tags: computers·coon huntin·dog hair·humor·laptop·macbook·marriage·overalls·rednecks·shift key stuck
Wordless Wednesday: Winter Weather Edition
March 4th, 2009 · 7 Comments · wordless wednesday
Riddle me this: What’s white on white and wet all over? . . . . A 200-pound Snow Angel! . Charlie made this during the Great Georgia Snowstorm on Sunday, March 1, 2009 . For more Wordless Wednesday, visit
Tags: humor·riddle·snow·snow angel·wordless wednesday
Disgruntled loners and irrelevant Star Wars references
February 27th, 2009 · 17 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?
Dear Google Maps, z 578 7m777qzzCd! Erm, excuse the interruption. That was my 14-month-old nephew’s contribution to this letter. Although if I wanted to express in code the words I was shouting muttering in my truck last night as I got thoroughly lost in downtown Atlanta, “z 578 7m777qzzCd” is as good a translation as [...]
Tags: atlanta·google maps·humor·personal·snuggie
I should not be allowed to post after 10 p.m.
February 20th, 2009 · 15 Comments · Bringin the crazy, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Roaming the blogosphere
I did warn you. This post is what you get when I stay up till midnight surfing the blogosphere. Thursday night, my friend Katdish of Hey Look a Chicken fame linked to a blog I’d never visited before, Chronicles of Marnia. (Hi Marni!) So when I visited Katdish around 11:30, I clicked over to Marni… [...]
Tags: comedy·humor·song·tim hawkins
Joe’s not here, Man. Or why I have a headache.
February 12th, 2009 · 16 Comments · Adventures in "cooking", Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?
Mmmmmm, coffee. If you brew coffee at home, who sets up the coffee pot? In our house, that person is me. It makes sense: I get up first. And I’m the morning person, so I’m the most alert when making it. And it’s a great (and pretty painless) way for me to practice selflessness first [...]
Tags: coffee·humor·marriage·personal
Grant… Grant? Grant! GRANT! No no NO!
January 24th, 2009 · 11 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Parenting
Wow, on Saturday I had an unplanned “blog fast.” It happened when my sister and brother-in-law’s work shifts overlapped a little, and I agreed to watch my nephews for a few hours in the afternoon. I love my nephews, and my kids love their cousins. We always have a great time getting both families together [...]




