Dear Dieree,

Todayy I came THIS close to catching prey.
Ruhmember how I used too git tertles evree day? Ah, thowse were the dayz… Crunchee on the outside and chewee inside. Mmmm, tertles.
Yeah, yer right. Tertles wuz badd for my teeeth. Annd Mom sed thay made my brethh smell like fish. Shee even sed eeting tertles made [...]

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Hello. My name is Bob.

Mom sez she’s sooper busy and still feelz sick.
But i thnk shes just lasy. Shee keeps fergiting to feed me her leftover penut buter.
Mmmm… penut buter….

Penut buter is my faverit fud. i aleso lik too ride in the carr.
But mom sez i cant now cuz dad sez no. He sez the [...]

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Illness update:
Hannah…
…does NOT have pinkeye. WOOOOOO! She has a scratch that’s healing on the surface of her eye (thankfully, NOT the cornea).
(No pinkeye means I get to send her to school today! After two days at home! And right before a 5-day weekend with all of the kids here! All day! Every day!)
I…
…am STILL getting [...]

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