Yesterday I celebrated two full weeks of abstaining from sweets in the only way I knew how: I served myself a package of dark chocolate M&Ms after dinner. And let me tell you: They were GOO-OOO-OOD. It was a risk, since I didn’t know if a taste of something desserty would trigger a chocolate binge. [...]
Too good (bad?) to be true
January 15th, 2009 · 26 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?
Tags: chocolate·diet·food·humor·life·personal·sugar
I’m not bitter. Just unsweetened
January 5th, 2009 · 28 Comments · My musings
Diary of a Cranky White Woman December 31: Eat own weight in fudge, kids’ Christmas candy, cookies, and raw cookie dough. Feel sick. Decide that This Must Stop. Brilliant idea: Give up sugar for a period of time to break addiction. Decide: Will avoid sweets for two weeks. January 1: Happy with decision. Choose a [...]
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What’ve I been up to? Overachieving. And you?
October 11th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?
If you’ve come to my blog front door over the last couple days, you know that I haven’t been home. NO, I haven’t been avoiding you. I’ve just been really busy. Mostly power washing the inside of my skull. But in spite of all the time I’ve devoted to converting my nose into a snot [...]
Tags: family·food·humor·life·personal·sinus infection
Toastabags, where have you been all my life?
September 17th, 2008 · 7 Comments · Adventures in "cooking", Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?
Okay, I know this sounds lame, but I totally want it… To get the full effect after you click on the link, be sure to scroll down and read the reviews. Anything marketed to bachelor guys is right up my alley. See, I don’t cook. After twenty-something years as an adult, fourteen years as a [...]
