Well, nobody guessed the movie Thursday’s title came from. Of course, that’s probably because hardly anybody came by to visit. (I felt better when I figured out my feed was acting all retarded. See, you LIKE me! You REALLY like me!) Or maybe y’all are only motivated by non-imaginary prizes… Anyhoo, the subject of my [...]
Why DOES everything I whip leave me?
December 20th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?
Tags: dogs·homer·simpsons movie
“100″ Things from an ADD Rebel
December 11th, 2008 · 12 Comments · Blogging about blogging about blogging, My musings, Parenting
Hey! People in this House Who I Keep Around Primarily to Provide Me with Material, What should I blog about? Hannah: How I was running down the driveway today and slipped in the mud and fell on my side! Abby: A butt. LC: This guy I made with Bionicles. Charlie: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……. Callie: (pant, pant) Bob: [...]
Tags: 100 things·children·dogs·faith·family·horses·life·Parenting
Hmm. These slippers weren’t fluffy when I bought them…
October 30th, 2008 · 6 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?
We have two dogs. Their names are Callie and Bob. Or The Old One and the Stinky One. Here’s the Stinky One: He’s the reason our carpet is the color that it is. (I’m embarrassed to say that when we bought the house from the childless and dogless former owners in 2001, the carpet was [...]
Tags: dog hair·dogs·humor·life
OKAY. Secondhand store, check. Lawn, check. Not redneck. Alright, I’ll take care of it. Now can I please have my blog back?
September 5th, 2008 · 12 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?
Good day Saturday! I think I might need to create a regular feature called “Saturday ‘Splainin.” Cuz I’m just a little worried that my mom and her friends might hijack my comments page until I suck up and apologize correct some inaccuracies in my Voodoo Doberman post. Haven’t read it yet? Go ahead. I’ll wait. [...]
Tags: dogs·family·funny·Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?·humour·life·rednecks
So, What DO You Do with a Voodoo Doberman?
September 3rd, 2008 · 15 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?
Based on the blog name, you might think that as an outsider, I am making fun of the rural South. But here’s the truth: I grew up in California, but in the part that nobody knows about: central California. During my teen years, my family lived in a single-wide mobile home – with the wheels [...]
Tags: dogs·family·funny·Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?·humour·life·pets

