…Which is why I had chocolate for breakfast. (Hair of the dog and all) We had the usual Easter: We went to church. This is normal. What wasn’t normal was going Sunday morning instead of Saturday night. And this year we discovered that we don’t so much go Saturday night as a noble gesture to [...]
I have a chocolate hangover
April 13th, 2009 · 12 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Life with a tween, My dusty, muddy, redneck reality
Tags: chocolate·church·Easter·egg hunt
What I learned this week – Scientific Method Edition
March 10th, 2009 · 18 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Parenting, What I've learned
Birthday cake for breakfast = Deliciousness. Who am I kidding? I already knew THAT. But this week I did conduct more research to confirm my hypothesis. Conclusion: more scrumptious than a donut and ten times as frostingy. *** Hormones are a b*tch. Place one 41yo woman in north Georgia, then rocket the outdoor temps from [...]
Tags: chocolate·hormones·science fair·what i learned this week
Too good (bad?) to be true
January 15th, 2009 · 26 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?
Yesterday I celebrated two full weeks of abstaining from sweets in the only way I knew how: I served myself a package of dark chocolate M&Ms after dinner. And let me tell you: They were GOO-OOO-OOD. It was a risk, since I didn’t know if a taste of something desserty would trigger a chocolate binge. [...]
