THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP! Three kids in swimsuits (in November?) round the corner from the hall into the living room. Abby, who turns 6 tomorrow, shouts to our expectant faces, “We’re playing ApocalypTH! Charlie and I share a glance that contains an entire conversation: “Do you know anything about this?” “Yes. Sadly, I do.” “Any ideas on the [...]
An Evening with the Four — Er, Three — Horsemen
November 13th, 2008 · 7 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Parenting
Tags: children·family·games·humor·kids·life·pretend
Welcome to Tweenland’s Two-for-One Tour!
November 10th, 2008 · 17 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Parenting
My older kids turned 9 and 11 last month, so I suddenly find myself the mother of Tweens. And I’m finding it a bit, shall we say, challenging? I’ll tell you, it’s not all High School Musical and helping with harder homework. Noooooo, Tweenland is an adventure unlike anything I’d ever experienced. In fact, it’s [...]
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Steph’s Style of the Style of the Steph. Style. Or, apparently I like alliteration a little too much
October 22nd, 2008 · 12 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Parenting
I just looked back at two recent posts, and I seem to have gotten into a Style and Steph rut. So. This post will not contain anything related to me or my style. Wait. It WILL be related to me. But I won’t SAY my name or the other “s” word. Back to business: Today [...]
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Wordless Wednesday – Good Fairy or …?
October 8th, 2008 · 12 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Parenting
Abby, our little fairy princess, after dancing onstage at church. She’s looking away because she’s angry that more pictures weren’t taken of her. (Diva in the making.) See more Wordless Wednesday at 5 Minutes for Mom. Wordless Wednesday HQ
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Wordless Wednesday – Because I’m not allowed to talk about it…
October 1st, 2008 · 13 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Parenting
This post is wordless because to put it up, I had to promise that I’d never speak of it again. (So I won’t tell you that LC was actually hugging his little sister Hannah to warm her up in the cold restaurant Monday night. And that just before I snapped the picture, they were both [...]
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What Works for Me: Morning Chore Charts
September 23rd, 2008 · 12 Comments · Parenting
Hey! I’ve decided to participate in something new today: The Works-for-Me Wednesday blog carnival over on Rocks in My Dryer. Seems like in the blogosphere I learn a lot more than I teach. But today I actually do have something to share that I’m kinda proud of: Morning Chore Charts After only a month of [...]
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My son the altruterrorist
September 16th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?
A real exchange between my son Charlie (age 10 ½) and me yesterday: “Mom, you really need to rethink your parenting skills.” “Why?” “Because I have several credit cards that you don’t know about.” “Really? What do you buy with them?” “Real estate.” “Well, of course. That’s a wise investment. What do you do with [...]
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Help! Motherhood has me in a half-nelson!
September 12th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Parenting
First, let me say that nothing I am about to write even compares to what people in coastal Texas are going through as they prepare for Ike. It sounds like many of those who evacuate are almost guaranteed to lose their homes. Along with their livelihood, their sense of place, and their history. I am [...]
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Say hai to haiku
September 11th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Bringin the crazy
Today feels like a haiku day. Of course, I’m not sure what a haiku day is. It’s just that it’s rainy and I’m grumpy and for some reason short, sarcastic stuff is really easy to write… Do you think I might turn into Rosie O’Donnell? I hope not. BTW, Haiku is a poem of 17 [...]
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Thanks, I needed that.
September 9th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Parenting
“Oh, you’ll like this song, momma,” she whispers. We’re listening to a Classic Disney CD in her bed. “It’s called ‘A Whole New World,” “Oh yeah, that’s one of my favorites.” She chortles, “But you haven’t heard it!” My poor third child. She’s never gotten to see Aladdin. Hannah and LC were already sick of [...]
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