Today I’m sitting in my bed, but not because I’m sick. Actually I’m hiding. Listening to Snow Patrol and trying to write. From down the hall and through my locked door, I can hear what I’m hiding from. After exhausting every option for manipulating Mom into entertaining them, my kids have finally decided to go [...]

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Am I a bad lady? Clearly my middle child sometimes thinks so. I prefer to say I’m badA$$. But you be the judge. I’m guest posting over at Hey Look at Chicken today, with a story of international intrigue / badness / badA$$ness. Yes, I can be unpleasant in other languages too. It’s a gift. [...]

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Sometimes when too much time passes between my writing sessions, the creativity builds up like magma under an Icelandic volcano with an unpronounceable name. Then a day comes along when the creativity magma blasts a hole in the glacier of housework that I’m supposed to be doing, shooting shards of crazy into the atmosphere over [...]

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For goodness’ sake. For the sake of goodness. Because goodness deserves your attention… You really should visit the GOODNESS Blog Carnival on Bridget Chumbley’s One Word at a Time. *** Before I go on, I feel like I should say, “And now for something completely different…” In Jerusalem last week, we visited Yad Vashem, Israel’s [...]

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Me: Home from Israel since Friday morning. Overcoming jet lag. Watching cartoons with my kids. Photo: The Western Wall of the Herodian Temple in Jerusalem (the only part remaining after its destruction in 78 A.D.) The old man is an ultra-Orthodox Jew, preparing to pray beside the Wall. I haven’t forgotten y’all. I’ve got LOADS [...]

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Okay, so I’m in Israel. Which means I should be writing deep, meaningful, travelogue-ish, photo-filled posts about what I’m seeing and experiencing. Right? Well, you’re right. But a) I have 10 minutes; b) this is the first time I have high-speed internet; and c) Do you remember whose blog you’re reading? No really, I do [...]

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BUSYBUSYBUSYBUSY… Today I have to visit the Apple Store’s Genius Bar. Because my iPhone has delusions of grandeur. Yesterday, I woke up from a nap to discover that my pocket-size iPhone thinks it’s an iPad, or at least the size of one. The screen has somehow zoomed in so far that I can only view [...]

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This Thanksgiving was full of new experiences. In 15 years of marriage, we’d NEVER traveled for this holiday. Until this year. With our regular dinner companions, my sister and her family, now living in Missouri, we knew this Thanksgiving had the potential to be very sad for all of us. So what better way to [...]

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I might have mentioned on the Twitter once or twice that we’re doing something different for Thanksgiving this year: Celebrating at the BEACH. Yep, tomorrow my Beloved will cook turkey with all the trimmings in a high-rise rental condo overlooking the Gulf of Mexico. (Your jealousy is entirely justified.) (I apologize for gloating.) (Not really.) [...]

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After this drab, dreary, colorless day, Let’s take a look at things that make me smile. First, a maple tree from our yard (2 weeks ago): Just lovely. Next… The infamous, much-anticipated, never-before-seen, Waldorf-Astoria Ladies’ Room Spycam Video: Now you can tell all your friends how proud you are to know me. Sorry/You’re Welcome

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