Nose tracks. My front windows are covered with nose tracks – dog-height smudges and smears made up of dried slobber and snot. At this moment, two of our dogs are busy creating more. They’re seated in front of my office window, gazing out at the street. The dogs are waiting for something – anything – [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Stinkbert & Scruffalupagus & Monster Dog'
On leaving nose tracks
January 25th, 2012 · 5 Comments · Blogging about blogging about blogging, My musings, Stinkbert & Scruffalupagus & Monster Dog, What I'm learning
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Fun with Steph and Scruff
September 26th, 2011 · 1 Comment · Gloriously random, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Increasing my word nerd power, Stinkbert & Scruffalupagus & Monster Dog
See Scruff. Scruff and Steph are friends. Scruff loves Steph. See Steph. Look, Scruff! There is Steph! See Scruff see Steph. See Scruff jump on Steph. See Steph kick Scruff (more like a foot shove, really). Scruff is not happy. Scruff wants to sit on Steph’s lap. Scruff wants to sleep in bed [...]
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Brought to you by Words with Friends
August 22nd, 2011 · 3 Comments · Gloriously random, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Increasing my word nerd power, Life with a tween, Parenting, Stinkbert & Scruffalupagus & Monster Dog, Travel: Taking the crazy around the world
Do you play Words with Friends? It’s just like Scrabble, if you’re not familiar. You can play against friends from all over the world via Facebook and/or a smartphone app. Anyway, I’ve been playing for a few weeks, and frankly, I stink. I can come up with words pretty easily. But I don’t do well [...]
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A new messige from Bob
July 22nd, 2011 · 8 Comments · Excrement, guest post, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Pics, Stinkbert & Scruffalupagus & Monster Dog
Hullo. Miy name is Bobb. Do you remembber me? I am the Alfa dawg here. I sumtimes get on Momm’s computer and writ a blogg post. I havnt been herre in awile becuz Momm has been bizzy. But todayy I got Momm to leve her awffice by getting Scruf to barrk. (And lett me tell you [...]
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The no-potty diaries
July 2nd, 2011 · No Comments · Excrement, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Stinkbert & Scruffalupagus & Monster Dog, The South: Fixin to bust out the sweet tea
Greetings from the new house. We’ve been here just over a week, and we’re starting to feel settled. True, the movers managed to mix up all our basement stuff and cram it floor to ceiling in the storage room. (Christmas decorations buried under 20-year-old photos, anyone?) And true, we couldn’t find the silverware until Day [...]
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How did a month go by?
April 4th, 2011 · 4 Comments · Blogging about blogging about blogging, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, My dusty, muddy, redneck reality, Stinkbert & Scruffalupagus & Monster Dog
Umm, hi. Yeah, it’s me. I know, it’s been awhile. But I’ve been a little preoccupied lately. See, we’re in the process of buying a new house. And it’s hard to blog when all you can think about is where you’re going to get boxes, and will this couch fit on THAT wall, and what [...]
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Tess tells all
January 10th, 2011 · 3 Comments · guest post, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Stinkbert & Scruffalupagus & Monster Dog
Hello! My name is Tess, and I’m tha puppay! I use ta be little, but now I’ma BIG GIRL. Momma an’ Daddy say I’m still growin’ too! I live here with my brothers, Bob an’ Scruff. I’m almost as big as Bob now. Bob is nice ta me, mosta tha time. ‘Cept when I try [...]
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The reluctant reindeer
December 23rd, 2010 · 3 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Pics, Stinkbert & Scruffalupagus & Monster Dog
With Tess’s help, I think I’ve accidentally come up with a new title for a Christmas special: The Reluctant Reindeer Furry Christmas, Everyone! (You can’t tell from the picture, but her antlers light up.) (She LOVES them.)
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A side of my dogs that I’ve never witnessed…
November 10th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Linkiness, Pics, Stinkbert & Scruffalupagus & Monster Dog, Things I like
I have loads of pictures of our dogs. Especially Callie (pre-kids), who actually had her own “Baby Book”. Even Tess and Scruff and Bob are in a lot of pics, but there’s one pose that I have NEVER captured any of our dogs in. I must remedy this as soon as possible. But in the [...]
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How bout some doggy degradation for your Wednesday?!
October 27th, 2010 · 9 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Marriage: So sappy together..., Parenting, Pics, Sorry/You're welcome, Stinkbert & Scruffalupagus & Monster Dog, Stuff you need to know about
We were at Target the other night, looking for Barbie storage units. And at our Target, the storage stuff is right by the pet stuff. So while I was pricing flimsy plastic drawers, the girls were examining the items on the end of the pet aisle: Dog Costumes. “Mom! I know what we can make Tess [...]
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