Today’s Works for Me Wednesday post:
How to remove burnt odors from a microwave.
But first some parenting advice:
When your tween child asks you how long to warm a Quaker oatmeal bar in the microwave, it would behoove you to be 100% focused on him when you answer.
(Okay, I was just looking for an excuse to say [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Mediocre housekeeping'
Martha Stewart, I am NOT.
January 6th, 2010 · 3 Comments · Mediocre housekeeping, Parenting, Works for Me Wednesday
Practically imperfect in every way
December 17th, 2009 · 8 Comments · Mediocre housekeeping, My musings, Parenting, school
I’m feeling rather imperfect today. You might say, EXTRA imperfect. The run-up to Christmas this year seems especially hectic, and I’m kinda overwhelmed.
To-do list in my calendar. Another on a legal pad in my room. Yet another started on a DIFFERENT legal pad in my briefcase. Overlapping and diverging just enough to make me feel [...]
Tags: children·failure·goals·perfectionism·priorities
It’s a Ho-Down Throwdown!
October 23rd, 2009 · 12 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Mediocre housekeeping, Parenting, Twittliteracy
An unexamined tweet is not worth blogging.
Yeah, I know today’s the Twitter Ho-Down. And I have definitely succeeded at being a Twitter Ho this week. In fact, in the past 48 hours, I enjoyed some really fun-but-maybe-a-bit-disturbing-sometimes conversations on the Twitter. And that’s the problem with today’s post:
I’ve spent too much time playing on the [...]
Tags: birthday·children·kids' party·party·spa·twitter
More life lessons from the laundry room; Trust Edition
October 20th, 2009 · 12 Comments · It's NOT all about me, Mediocre housekeeping, My musings, One word, Parenting, Roaming the blogosphere, What I've learned
Sitting here on the couch, I’m surrounded by dogs and laundry. The dogs only cause problems when I trip over them. But the laundry….
The laundry is my nemesis. Hangers litter one sofa cushion. Baskets compete for the socks that I’m folding.
After three weeks of feeling BLEH, I am unbelievably behind on washing clothes.
This morning, like [...]
Tags: chores·health·laundry·stewardship·time
Crumbled
October 6th, 2009 · 6 Comments · Dogalicious, Stinkbert and Scruffalupagus, Mediocre housekeeping, My dusty, muddy, redneck reality, Parenting, Pics, wordless wednesday
(Mostly) Wordless for Wednesday:
A still life in Play-doh and dog hair
For more Wordless Wednesday, visit 5 Minutes for Mom
Tags: clean·housework·kids·play-doh
When does the Proverbs 31 Woman sleep?
May 11th, 2009 · 36 Comments · Blogging about blogging about blogging, Marriage: So sappy together..., Mediocre housekeeping, My dusty, muddy, redneck reality, My musings, Parenting, What I've learned
Inadequate.
Not enough.
That’s how I’ve been feeling lately. I don’t have enough…
time brainpower
self-discipline selflessness
courage confidence
I’m not organized enough. I’m not loving enough.
I’m not content enough.
Just. Not. Enough.
I’ve heard it said that if [...]
Tags: inadequate·mother's day·Proverbs 31
Two sides of a REALLY unusual coin
April 27th, 2009 · 14 Comments · Bringin the crazy, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Mediocre housekeeping, My musings
Well, this post was a toss-up between something deep and philosophical…
…And a laundry basket post.
Hmmmm. Maybe I can do both.
Learning:
I just came to a realization about myself over the weekend.
Laundry:
This is much like the realization I came to a month or so ago about my laundry baskets.
Learning:
First point: I don’t like to be lonely, but [...]
Tags: chores·laundry·laundry baskets·shyness·social skills
My &*$#%@$^!* Laundrette
March 19th, 2009 · 28 Comments · Mediocre housekeeping
Why, hello. Just checking in.
What have I been up to? Oh, nothing much… Just a bit of laundry.
Five or ten or 75 loads, give or take a few. I’ve spent my last few days on a suds-powered hamster wheel: gather, sort, wash, dry, fold, hang, put away, gather, sort, etc.
Sort of a “lather, rinse, repeat” [...]
Tags: housework·humor·Parenting
I know you are but what am I? REPOST
January 18th, 2009 · No Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, Mediocre housekeeping, Parenting
Originally posted January 16, 2008
Last one there is a rotten egg!”
“Nu- UH! FIRST one there’s a rotten egg!”
Did you ever do that? Do your kids? I hear this exchange at least once a week. But with three kids, they usually add,
“Oh YEAH?! Well I say the MIDDLE one there is a rotten egg!”
“I’M NOT RACING!!!!”
I [...]




