So yesterday, I mentioned that my local Publix had failed me in my search for Brachs or Sweethearts candy hearts. As I wrote, I was not pleased. Because I love me some candy hearts. But at the same time, I wasn’t too worried; after all, I’d be out at Target later that night and could [...]
Entries Tagged as 'It’s my pity party'
“It’s a good thing you’ve never tried crack.”
February 16th, 2012 · 4 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, It's my pity party, Shopping, Things I like
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Overwhelmed, anyone?
May 10th, 2011 · 3 Comments · Blogging about blogging about blogging, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, It's my pity party, Mediocre housekeeping, My dusty, muddy, redneck reality, Parenting
You know how you feel when your house is really a mess but you don’t have the time or motivation to clean it? And your kids are on their final two weeks of school and are already acting squirrelly? And your spouse is out of town – nay, out of the country – for almost [...]
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Do ya ever wonder…?
February 1st, 2010 · 15 Comments · Feeling stabby, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, It's my pity party, My dusty, muddy, redneck reality, My musings, Parenting
Did you ever have one of those days when you can’t stop yawning? But your jaw aches for some reason and a big yawn makes it feel like it’s dislocating? Then you think about how much yawning hurts, which makes you yawn even more? Have you ever wished your kid would Just. Stop. Talking? And [...]
Tags: andy rooney·chatterbox·cranky·cranky ho·dirty house·ranty
sNOw (and YESkelele)
January 8th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Feeling stabby, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, It's my pity party, Parenting, video
Hello from Crankytown. Where the sky spit flurries, the children complained bitterly, and the school district helpfully allowed parents to travel icy roads this morning to schools that were still OPEN. I don’t know why I was so grumpy about the lack of real snow here. Even more puzzling: I was irritated with the county [...]
Tags: atlanta snow·i'm yours·snow·snow day·snowpocalypse·ukelele
In which I compare myself to a Muppet
December 12th, 2009 · 7 Comments · Bringin the crazy, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, It's my pity party, video
Christmas is 13 days away?! GAAA. Fall is usually a busy time for me, but after years of dealing with multiple birthdays PLUS regular holidays, I’ve achieved a kind of rhythm that sees me through until January. Here it is, starting September 29: 9/29 Birthday, birthday (mine & family friend’s) 10/2 Birthday (nephew) 10/25 Birthday [...]
Tags: Carol of the bells·Christmas·muppets·preparations·pressure·rhythm·stress
Well at least we’ve gotten Monday over with
November 9th, 2009 · 13 Comments · Bringin the crazy, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, It's my pity party, Parenting, poetry
I had the most amazing pumpkin-apple soup in New York last week. It was the first course of our fancy dinner before we went to see the Broadway musical, “Billy Elliott.” Which we viewed from the fourth row. The waiter brought the soup out PIPING hot, and after he ladled some into my bowl, he [...]
Tags: random·sick kids·swine flu
Little coughie news and big Coffey news
October 16th, 2009 · 9 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, It's my pity party, Roaming the blogosphere, Things I like, Twittliteracy
Hello and welcome to my late-arriving Friday post. Let’s just pretend I’m on the West Coast, shall we? Then I can be three hours less late than I really am. Okay. Welcome to the Twitter Ho-Down, as hosted by The Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants. Below, the best of ME from this week. I [...]
Tags: friends·publishing·twitter·writing
OWOWOWOWOWOW
July 30th, 2009 · 13 Comments · Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, It's my pity party, Parenting
My to-do list today: Laundry Groceries Empty Dishwasher Tidy house Feed kids lunch Feed self lunch Write Has been thwarted by this: Which is a prettier picture of this: My shin after an unfortunate incident involving the bricks that edge the front porch. *** This change of plans seems good in concept. After all, the [...]
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I’m still here, with links
June 5th, 2009 · 7 Comments · Bringin the crazy, Humor: You're laughing WITH me, right?, It's my pity party, Parenting, Roaming the blogosphere, Twittliteracy
Hey, Thank you to all who’ve commented or Tweeted your condolences to our family this week on the passing of Charlie’s dad. Charlie has been really busy with funeral arrangements and dealing with the estate. Here in Georgia, life kinda goes on. So in that vein, yesterday the kids and I went to see “UP.” [...]
Tags: links·movies·summer vacation·ten commandments·textspeak·twitter·txtspk

