HOW long has it been since my last post?
It feels like my summer has been kidnapped. Which is why I found this site so entertaining:
Simply type in the text of your ransom note, and it’s magically converted into your generic everyday disgruntled loner magazine letter script.
Take a look at what I made:
In case you don’t read disgruntled loner:
To Whom It May Concern:
We have your summer. It has not been harmed. Yet. Leave 504 hours in unmarked days at the corner of vacation and basement cleaning & your summer will be returned to you.
Technically, paying 504 hours won’t ransom my summer. It’ll ransom my school year, since we have only three weeks until the first day of school. GAAA.
I can make no promises, but I HOPE to be posting more than once a month by then.
4 responses so far ↓
1 jasonS // Jul 16, 2010 at 1:04 pm
I didn’t really have anything intelligent to say, but when I clicked your link from my reader my eye caught your bio on the top right. I thought it said, “I am Steph, a former call girl…” I had been scrolling down and went “wha?” then I went back up and saw what it really said…
Cool rambling story, huh? You’re welcome!
2 Wendy // Jul 16, 2010 at 8:45 pm
Cool! Now I know where to go to write all my ransom notes! Uh, I mean love letters.
3 Helen // Jul 17, 2010 at 1:07 am
Love the ransom note generator. Thank you for sharing!
4 Helen // Jul 17, 2010 at 12:00 pm
P.S. I just used ransom note generator to leave Bob a note telling him I am going shopping. I’m going to like this resource!
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