Now that I’ve emerged from my strange-and-most-likely-hormone-induced fog, I’d like to say that I’m no longer Twuant (*absent from the Twitter). I’d like to say that. But really, my visits to the Twitter have still been sporadic.
But lucky you… I’m gonna participate in the Twitter Ho-Down at Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants anyway!
And maybe luckier you… it’s a short post. 
Enjoy… a sampler of the wit and wisdom of redclaydiaries…
Steph: @CandySteele When exactly do you don the coconut bra next week?
Candy: @redclaydiaries By Tuesday I’ll be sporting it proudly yet humbly. I have a huge hat.
S: @CandySteele Huge hat? Gimme a second. I’m trying to think of a way to connect huge hat & coconut bra in the most TWSS* way possible… (*That’s What She Said)
C: @redclaydiaries well good luck with that. I’ve become twitter smart AND street smart
S: @CandySteele Aw, don’t count me out yet…. I could compare hat size to coconut size…
C: @redclaydiaries Precisely the intent.
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Sarah Salter: Hey, guess what? It’s hump day!
Steph: @sarahmsalter Oh, now that is RIFE with possibilities. U must WANT us to embarrass you.
Sa: @redclaydiaries Resist the temptation, Steph. Resist the temptation.
St: @sarahmsalter You should know by now that I’m not very good at resisting temptation.
Sa: @redclaydiaries Practice makes perfect.
Wendy @weightwhat: @sarahmsalter TWSS!!
St: @weightwhat SNORT. Good morning! Wanna gang up on @sarahmsalter with me?
W: @redclaydiaries Is there a better way to start the day?
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Steph: @billycoffey Good mahnin Mr Coffey!
Billy: @redclaydiaries Nice accent Steph
S: @billycoffey I’ve decided to stop fighting it. I’ve got 3 Southern kids; I’m as good as a Southerner now.
B: @redclaydiaries Now see, at least you have that going for you.
S: @billycoffey There ARE certain words I refuse to say. I will never call a shopping cart a buggy.
B: @redclaydiaries But that’s what it is.
S: @billycoffey NO IT IS NOT. A BUGGY IS PULLED BY A HORSE IN LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE. THE END.
B: @redclaydiaries Slowly…backing…away….
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Hmm. Maybe the hormones aren’t ENTIRELY out of my system…
6 responses so far ↓
1 katdish // Jan 22, 2010 at 7:37 am
“Deedoo. It’s a deedoo. A deedoo…Oh, it’s not a deedoo. I have no idea what it is.”
Thank you for introducing me to my latest guilty pleasure. I cannot look away…
2 Helen // Jan 22, 2010 at 10:39 am
Steph, buggies are also used to push babies and dolls. Vocabulary lesson over…
3 Wendy // Jan 22, 2010 at 11:54 am
So glad you’re back on the twitter. TWSS.
4 uberVU - social comments // Jan 22, 2010 at 1:46 pm
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5 Steffj89 // Jan 22, 2010 at 3:08 pm
I was a nanny out east in the 90s. Most people call what is at the grocery store a “cart” I grew up with “cart” and “buggy” being interchangeable. When the little boy was about 2 1/2 I mentioned a “buggy” at the grocery store meaning the “cart” . He began screaming because he thought I meant BUG.
LOL
Steff
6 Beth // Jan 22, 2010 at 7:41 pm
Yes. I’m with Billy on the buggy thing. If you start calling a mortgage a “note,” there may be violent consequences. Did someone say hormones?
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