Hello. My name is Bob.
Mom sez she’s sooper busy and still feelz sick.
But i thnk shes just lasy. Shee keeps fergiting to feed me her leftover penut buter.
Mmmm… penut buter….
Penut buter is my faverit fud. i aleso lik too ride in the carr.
But mom sez i cant now cuz dad sez no. He sez the clener gize tuk too long getting our hayr out of the carrpets and thay dint like the slobber on the windoz.
Me an Scruf arr sad becuz we cant ride in the carr. See?
Scruf iz sad sad sad.
Or maybbee he peed in the basmunt agin.
Haw haw. I sed pee.
Heeer’s anuther shot of Scruf.
Dad sez the next timme Scruf pees in the basmint he wil bee shot.
Haw haw. i mayd a joke. And I sayd pee agin.
Heer’s Callie. She doez not pee in the hows ever ever ever.
But mom still getz madd at her becuz she poops in the hows EVERY NIGT.
Haw haw. I sayd poop.
Uh oh. Heer comes momm. Tell her youu liked my gest post.
And that youu think Im hawtt.
15 responses so far ↓
1 Daniel Slocum // Nov 19, 2009 at 6:55 pm
“And that you think I’m hawt” I about snorted goo onto my keyboard! Loved it.
2 Lianne // Nov 19, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Hilarious stuff, Bob! You and your friends are cute. Scruff’s face makes me laugh, with or without words, or pee…whatever the case may be.
Wanna guest post for me some time? ; )
3 Robin Arnold // Nov 19, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Fever does things to a person huh? Belly laughing funny…but gee I’m sorry you still don’t feel tip top.
4 Ginny (MAD21) // Nov 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm
This is hilarious. Thanks Steph. I should have our animals guest post on my site sometime. Not sure what secrets they’d tell though
)
5 Candy // Nov 19, 2009 at 8:34 pm
BobtheDog is indeed hawt. Apparently mom is too. Feva, baby. I wish he would have told us what you said to the doc because I’d like to see those non-opposable thumbs type some nasty verbiage.
I love Scruff (sorry, Bob – the hawt ones don’t always get the gurls)
6 Wendy // Nov 19, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Hey Bob, Gidget says, “Woof woof! Sniff, sniff, sneeze.” She says you’d know what that means.
7 Steph at the Red Clay Diaries // Nov 19, 2009 at 9:25 pm
@Daniel Slocum – Goo? Wuz it from fud? Chikin flavored? Cuz I shur wud like some chikin…
@Lianne – U want mee too gest post? Shur, but I have ceirten rekwiremunts. Are yew perpared too pay myy feee?
@Robin Arnold – Dont feil sorry fer my mom. Shes fakin it. I kin tell cuz shee still gards her compewter reel gud.
@Ginny – I dont kno. Are yer aminals az funnee as mee? Its a gifft.
@Candy – Yer dedd to me. U annd Scruf dezerve eech othur.
8 Steph at the Red Clay Diaries // Nov 19, 2009 at 9:27 pm
@Wendy – Oh yaaa? Hoo duz Gidgit thinnk she iz? U tell Gidgit I sed “Woof arf arooo snort!” So there.
9 Pam // Nov 19, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Bob, I don’t know what you do for a living, but you have missed your true calling. You crack me up. Wanna hang out sometime?
10 Steph at the Red Clay Diaries // Nov 19, 2009 at 10:22 pm
@Pam – For a livving? Well I use too hunt tertles. But now I gard sunbeems. Hang out? Will you teech me peeano? (Haw haw. i sed pee agin.)
11 Heather // Nov 20, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Squirrel!
12 Marni // Nov 20, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Hey Bob. You are, indeed, hawt.
You inspired me to take recent pictures of my dogs and cats for a future posting. I’ll send you the link so you can check it out, when and if I remember to actually to blog about them.
13 katdish // Nov 20, 2009 at 5:44 pm
I got a feevah, and the only prescription is more BOB THE DOG! Who is hawt…
14 Heather Sunseri // Nov 20, 2009 at 8:22 pm
That was hilarious!
15 Kim Ice // Nov 22, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Vewy funny!
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