I have discovered the proverbial blog manna from blog heaven:

The Bloggy Giveaway Carnival

From what I understand, four times a year all them fayn-cee blogxperts get together and decide to put on a show. A get-free-stuff-for-doing-almost-nothin kind of show.

(My favorite kind.)

Seriously, if you click the button below it’ll take you to the biggest list of giveaways the blogosphere has ever seen.

(And by “blogosphere” I mean me in my past three months of reading blogs.)

At my last count, there were over 1200 different giveaways listed all over the internet. In most cases, all you have to do is click the link to get to the blog, then make a comment with a valid email address. (But read the instructions first for any other requirements.) Then a program called the Random Integer Generator picks a winner this weekend.

Most giveaways are gonna appeal to moms and maybe grandmas. So if any guys actually read this blog (besides my Beloved), sorry. No chewin tobacco or NASCAR tickets here.

Although… If you like Starbucks gift card, there seems to be a plethora of those…

So that’s what I’ve been up to. I’ll let you know if I win anything.

And now I’m off to ice my clicking finger.