This afternoon I’m at Starbucks All By My Self.

Charlie sent me out to have a day “off” while he takes care of the kids.

(Thank you Jesus for giving me this husband!)

Of course, the fact that the Atlanta Falcons have a “bye” this week has — I’m sure — no bearing on his offer.

Anyway, I’m having a bit of bloggy block. No lack of interesting, funny, and serious material. It’s just that I can’t figure out what I should be writing.

But I want to post before my “two free hours” of Starbucks wireless access run out.

(By the way, Starbucks, I now Heart You even more. Now, if you’d just bring back Decaf Frapuccinos, our bond would be complete.)

Shalee at Shalee’s Diner tagged me for a meme last week, and I’ve been playing with it and waiting for just the Right Moment to spring it on you. On this sunny autumn afternoon, as I emerge from my most down week in the past five years (more on that later, I promise), and launch into the busiest week of every year (two kids’ birthdays next weekend), I now pronounce this the Right Moment.

Who doesn’t need a goofy post filled with obscure humor and alliteration on a Sunday afternoon? Don’t say I never write anything inspiring.

So here’s a glimpse inside my mind. As I answer a few questions, using only words that start with the same letter as my first name.

Of course, it would be wrong to complain about Shalee using up all the good “S” words. So I won’t.

Here are the rules:

* Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.
* They have to be real places, names, things. Nothing made up!
* You can’t use your name for the boy name or girl name question.
* Tag at least 5 people to play along

So I Present to You…

Steph’s Scatterbrained Starbucks Scattergories

1. What is your name?

Stephanie

2. A 4 Letter Word:

SWAK

3. A Boy’s Name:

Stinky Pete (from Toy Story 2)

4. A Girl’s Name:

Stella!!!!!! (No, not Brando. The cat in Over the Hedge. Can you tell I watch a lot of kids’ movies?)

5. An Occupation:

Superstar!

6. A Color:

Sable

7. Something you wear:

Strapless Dress (okay, not ME specifically…)

8. A Beverage:

Syrup (Hershey’s) …What’s that you say? Not in YOUR house? Well. I’m sorry. I’m not sure we can be friends anymore.

9. A Food:

Stilton (my favorite cheese)

10. Something found in the bathroom:

Stinky Scum in the Sink Drain (or is that only in MY bathroom?)

11. A place:

San Diego (my town before the move to GA)

12. A Reason for being late:

Stranded in St Paul (Not to imply that it’s anything other than a LOVELY place. No MN haters here!)

13. Something you shout:

Snickelfifer! (You are my BFF if you can tell me what movie that’s from. And if you already are my BFF and know the answer, DON’T TELL.)

14. People to Tag:

Leigh Ann at Lulaville

Heidi at Moms, Ministry and More

Angie at @ngie

Nicole at Apron Strings Aflutter

Lorie at Rice, Beans and Other Fine Things

YOU, if you’ve run out of stuff to blog about…