Okay, first off, I just had to google b**bs to see if your blog came up. Oddly enough, I got a bunch of B & B’s and, well, b**bs. Without the *’s. Yeah.

Next, you’re gonna microwave salad? Will that be before or after you microwave the yucky green beans?

And then there’s the lovely description in the link: “It’s easier than pulling your pants down and far more appetising.” If that doesn’t sell it, I just don’t know what does.

So, what are you gonna make for me when I come over for dinner?